I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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