FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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