just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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