summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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