Rock
Scissors
Fuck
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's blow job season.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
COCAINE IS GR8
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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