Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
