Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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