whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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