In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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