chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Houston, we have a blender
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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