How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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