I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize