Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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