I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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