I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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