Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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