I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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