Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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