I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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