walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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