I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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