I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You've changed since you got that strap on
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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