this boner is exhausting
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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