To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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