I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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