you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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