barbara walters just said penis...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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