It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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