wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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