He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I didn't shave. On purpose
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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