He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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