I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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