even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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