quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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