What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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