I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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