Kiss
Puke
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
We smell like vodka and hangover
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