One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Randomize
