shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I think people are normalizing furries
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