you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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