i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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