this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
