Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
