I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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