was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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