69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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