guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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