Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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