just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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