Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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