The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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