Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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