dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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