i think i have two assholes
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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