I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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