your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
