she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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