the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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